"While 75% of men in this category experienced odd and vivid dreams, a massive 85% of females who ate Stilton had some of the most bizarre dreams of the whole study – although none were described as bad experiences. Highlights included talking soft toys, lifts that move sideways, a vegetarian crocodile upset because it could not eat children, dinner party guests being traded for camels, soldiers fighting with each other with kittens instead of guns and a party in a lunatic asylum."
--British Cheese Board
(Don't you wish you could drink with some of these people???)
Some quick tips on cheese-steered dreaming:
- for dreamless, steady sleep, grab a few crumbles of cheshire
- for pleasurable dreams of sun and pampering, ladies should indulge in brie (men tend to have abstract, talking-animal-types of dreams on brie)
- for dreams that include celebrity cameos, cheddar's the way to go